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Welcome to Satan Stole My Teddybear, a large online archive for reviews on heavy metal, punk, industrial, electronic, ambient and other music floating both above and below the public radar. SSMT currently features over 3000 reviews of nearly 1500 artists. SSMT provides reviews of many current releases as well as an extensive look at many artists' back catalogues. You can also find links to official artist websites, fan pages and select discography. Moreover, you have the unprecedented opportunity to click on links to buy albums and merchandise from these artists! Holy cow! This site used to be one of the few on the web that covered this sort of music and then the webmaster got distracted with other things in life as well as being tired of getting promos from InsideOut Music. Now, enjoy visiting the best "Has-Been" website on the internet!

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01.30.12 - The Pack A.D.'s Unpersons

01.29.12 - Borknagar's Origin

01.28.12 - La Rumeur des Chaînes's La Rumeur des Chaînes EP

01.26.12 - The Gathering's Downfall: The Early Years

01.25.12 - Book of Sand's The Bees and the Butterflies EP

01.19.12 - Sólstafir's Svartir Sandar

01.14.12 - Stormtroopers of Death's Speak English or Die

01.13.12 - Rollins Band's Weight

01.12.12 - Stone's Stone

01.07.12 - Sorgeldom's Innerlig Förmörkelse

01.06.12 - The Austrasian Goat's The Body Covers EP

01.03.12 - Gorgoroth's Twilight of the Idols

12.31.11 - Wire's Send

12.30.11 - Graveland's In the Glare of Burning Churches

12.24.11 - Petrychor's Dryad EP

12.17.11 - Trancelike Void's Silhouettes of Misery

12.16.11 - Exodus' Good Friendly Violent Fun

12.14.11 - Atrox's Mesmerised

12.12.11 - Lost Resolve's EP Demo 2011

12.10.11 - Totalselfhatred's Totalselfhatred

12.09.11 - Pergalé's Horizontalios Maldos Palaima

12.06.11 - Spite Extreme Wing's Vltra